Kamala Harris Is New Coke
And the DNC is Bill Cosby
I’m old enough to remember when New Coke was introduced in 1985. Coke had been losing market share to Pepsi (you might remember all the “taste tests” back then that Coke was allegedly losing to Pepsi). So the execs made New Coke, a sweeter, blander, version of “old” Coke, and hired Bill Cosby (yes, that Bill Cosby, before we knew he was a sexual predator) to sell it to the world as the new and very much improved version.
It flopped.
I remember trying it soon after it came out. No matter what Bill Cosby said, few people liked it. They wanted the “old” Coke back, so Coca Cola had to save face by reintroducing it, rebranding it as “Classic Coke.”
I know it’s not a perfect analogy, but the New Kamala I’m being sold by the DNC (and many, many, others) reminds me of the New Coke sold to me by Bill Cosby back in 1985. A lot of hype, many millions thrown at advertising, but in the end I’m left with a bad taste in my mouth.
Coincidentally, I just saw this in my New York Times news feed this morning:
Today’s Videos
How Kamala Harris Found Her Footing in the Spotlight
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See what I mean? In the past, she’s been “uneven” and “prone to missteps” but now there’s a New Kamala who’s “found her footing.” How so?
To my knowledge, Kamala has yet to hold an unscripted press conference and has yet to sit for an extended interview. Yet she’s “found her footing” because she can attend political rallies and read from a teleprompter. Oh, and she’s brat!
She’s also good at telling genocide protesters to shut up, warning them that Trump will win if they continue to protest mass murder and atrocity in Gaza.
Kamala is being sold like a new and improved commodity by cynical sales people who’d make Bill Cosby look slightly less menacing and predatory.
Standard Disclaimer: This is in no way a promotion for another overhyped, oversold, and dangerous product, one commonly known as Trump.
Good analogy as far as it goes, but I don't remember the Coke half of the country in hysteria because Pepsi was going to usher in the Fourth Reich and the Handmaid's Tale. In fact, Kamala is not so much New Coke as she is Pelosi's warm glass of water she bragged she could get elected by slapping a D on the front of it.
so accurte this commentary be.
Thankk you. She will always be genocide Harris from my point of view. How does one repackge genocide? Ask either party. They'll show you the ways. It's Green party for me this November.
People, Planet, Peace. I'm voting Jill. Ya it's so stupid to vote your conscience isn't it. We can't let the one(s)that can not be named be elected. both these "not be named" can be named. Call them Genocide baby killers. Call them sociopath neocon neo liberal serial killers. Vote either of them in you'll be complicit in their actions of inhumane acts on humanity.